Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Shower Invite Poems Asking For Money

you're lying.

The winter never ends. I'm used to the one or the other Chaostag in winter, then there is always two or three services each year, ending in an absolute mess. Only this time does not end the chaos. Delay due to continuous de-icing, Snow or other weather changes.

Usually PAXs not speak particularly well to delays (well, who would have thought it?). I do not know how many times I've already had to listen to wild-calling, because the plane was too late for any reason. The funniest's is always when the weather is obviously so bad out there that it is like a doomsday. Snow storms, hurricanes, rain heavily so that the pilots threatened to float on the ramp or to blow it - and there is still one Pax, who asked angrily why it not to start. Also, a certain "Then you look times out," can not dissuade him, wild to abuse the company and come out to our cockpit as wimps, "the Aeroflot / Air Congo / Never comeback Airlines flies so well you're lying!"

is ever lied a lot on board. Once we had to touch down at Munich ten minutes into the holding company, because a machine has got behind us because of a medical emergency landing priority. Our captain then made an announcement that we would end up with some delay - and me an excited old man zippelte on his sleeve and cried out to me: "And they now go to your captain and tell now that we are Who do here can be! This is the kind a shit! you're lying, all together! By! for emergencies! Ha, you can not tell us! You lie! "

I then explained to him that would make for a paltry ten minutes delay is just not one of us approach the trouble to think up a story extra. Did he know nothing of and since the customer yes yes we know is king, I gave him ultimately right: "Yeah, okay, there is no emergency. The captain wanted to fly only 'ne extra round of Munich and shows the co from the air its new parent Italians in Schwabing "